Pic 1. 'Im Having An Old Friend Round For Dinner'

I found this Fella having his lunch above a jumper frame in the Battersea Park BT shed. A bit of light conversation and a glass of Bollinger 53 later I found out his name was Trevor and he's an out of work accountant. He moved into the BT shed a week ago. He considered it an ideal location for a spiritual retreat. He's trying to get in touch with his inner self, though I think he's more likely to end up getting in touch with the inners of his lunch a long time before any spiritual enlightenment should befall him.

So please join me as I raise a glass to Trevor, may he live a long and full life. Unlike his dinner.

Till next time...

The voice has spoken